About The Fairy Bank
Our History
The Fairy Bank is the oldest and largest financial institution within the Fairy Kingdom, with over a gazillion dollars in assets. We hold the world's largest reserve of milky white teeth, pixie dust, pots of gold, barrels of pearls, baskets of eggs and buckets of horseshoes.
Headquartered in the Mythical Forest, The Fairy Bank offers a broad range of retail and commercial banking products specifically tailored to Fairies, Pixies, Unicorns, Mermaids, Easter Bunnies and Leprechauns.
Understanding our Unique Clientele
A very long time ago The Fairy Bank realized that the needs of our customer was varied. Our Unicorn customers have different needs to those of a Mermaid, so we now have much taller doors on land and many branches under the sea. Fairies needs late night and very early morning hours. Pixies are a little wild and untidy, so for them we make sure their bank removes anything they might accidently break. Leprechauns are very hard to locate, they sit at the end of a rainbow that we could never find. So we developed special trackers, we bring the bank to them. Easter Bunnies insist on having fluffy furniture and bright pastels.
Currency Exchange
Each magical creature throughout the universe has their own form of currency, The Tooth Fairy uses little teeth, kindly donated by children all over the world. The Mermaid Federation uses beautiful white, pink and black pearls that come from oysters at the bottom of the sea. The Leprechaun Association uses pure gold that they mine from way down in the center of the earth. The Pixie Party uses magical dust that they climb to the highest mountain and to the tops of the highest tree to collect. The Easter Bunny Club prefers to use eggs, Orang-panda eggs, Hipp-o-pot-o-mice eggs, Tigeraffe eggs, Chocolate eggs and Nine Tailed Fox eggs. The Unicorn Defense Force uses horseshoes, donated by blacksmiths who remove them from Unicorns, Pegasus, Kelpies, Hippogriff, Centaur, Tulpar and Bucephalus.
All of these wonderful mythical magical deposits are exchanged for Gold, Silver and beautiful old coins at our bank.
Serving our Customers Needs
We listen to our customers to ensure an understanding of their magical needs so we can provide tailored advice, ideas, and solutions. In consumer banking, The Fairy Bank provides an integrated experience that includes mobile and online banking that is available 30 hours a day, 9 days a week. Our new customer contact center works round the clock to help service those who go about their work late at night and outside of a typical day. We offer the convenience of approximately four bazillion ATMs spread throughout the forest, on top of mountains and at the bottom of the sea. We have approximately a kajillion branches all over the world, most of them hidden in the safety of human homes where no one can see them. Our consumer products and services include a full range of banking, lending, savings, wealth management and small business offerings for our customer. We provide customized retirement plans for our 950+ age group.
A Great Place to Work
The Fairy Bank is an equal opportunity employer that prides itself on providing the very best working environment for all our employees. We promise to never discriminate based on mythical family type, magical powers or size.
For more information
Please contact our HR and Press Department (Hob-nob Resources) ;
The Fairy Bank
Hob-nob Resources and Press Department
Latitude - 53.142130
Longitude - -6.452850
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